Oh Lordy…

There was this one time, a couple years ago, I was in Target and I noticed this woman. She was about eight months pregnant and there she was staring bewildered at the condoms in aisle five. I stood there for a moment and tried my best not to laugh as I imagined what she was thinking, “Condoms – man, we should have used a condom.” She just looked so confused.

I imagine Britney Spears took the news of her second bundle of joy in much the same way. It is a lot harder to divorce your deadbeat husband while you are pregnant with his spawn and still maintain that image of the innocent pop-princess. I almost feel sorry for her. Almost.